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ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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Kids:
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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( louder ):
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

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* OH...

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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE
SOMETHING YOU WISH... *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH. *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* READY?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! *

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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( laughs heartily )

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
( plays airy tune )

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and NICKELODEON]

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( growling and grunting )

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IT'S TIME TO GROW MYSELF
LARGE AND WIDE.

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( struggling )

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( grunting slowly builds up )

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( groaning frenziedly )

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( yells )

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( doorbell rings )

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HOWDY, SPONGEBOB.

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HOW'S IT GOING?

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NOT TOO CLOSE, SANDY.

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I TEND TO GET SMELLY
WHEN I'M PUMPING IRON.

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CHECK IT OUT.

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WELL, YOU'RE SMELLY.

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ALL THANKS TO MY
STATE-OF-THE-ART WEIGHT SET.

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UH... I DON'T WANT
TO DISAPPOINT YOU,
SPONGEBOB

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BUT YOU WON'T SEE
PROGRESS LIFTING THOSE.

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OH, REALLY?

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THAT IS, IF YOU WANT ARMS
LIKE THESE.

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HUH?

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OR THESE.

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OR THESE!

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WELL, MAYBE I COULD USE
A LITTLE HELP.

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WELL, IF YOU WANT ARMS LIKE MINE

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YOU JUST GOT TO FOLLOW
MY TRAINING PROGRAM.

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WOW! REALLY?

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THAT'D BE GREAT, SANDY.

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I CAN SEE ME NOW.

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( humming light tune,
feet landing with thuds )

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GOOD NIGHT, GARY.

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( meows )

51
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YEAH, THAT WOULD
CHANGE EVERYTHING.

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BE AT MY PLACE
AT 5:00 A.M.

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OH, AND YOU'LL NEED
A WATER HELMET.

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( SpongeBob grunting )

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COME ON, SPONGEBOB.

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IT'S ONLY PUSHUPS.

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COME ON, COME ON,
YOU CAN DO IT.

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( grunting )

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( groaning frenziedly )

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( pop )

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ONE.

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( dings )

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ALL RIGHT, PUT THEM UP.

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( groaning )

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THEY'RE UP.

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DING, DING.

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( panting )

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( panting quickens )

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( richocheting boings )

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FEELING THE BURN?

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I'M FEELING SOMETHING!

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( screams )

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( smack )

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( squeaking )

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WELL, NOW THAT
WE'VE GOT YOU WARMED UP

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IT'S TIME FOR THE ARM CRUNCHER.

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ARM CRUNCHER, GREAT.

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( loud slamming )

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THIS SQUIRREL'S TRYING
TO KILL ME.

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THIS IS IT.

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SpongeBob ( on phone ):
That's great!

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We'll have to do it
again sometime-- bye.

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( dial tone hums )

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THIS WORKING OUT THING
ISN'T WORKING OUT.

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( heartbeat throbbing )

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OW!

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OW!

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OW!

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( gruffly, on TV ):
Hey! Hey, you!

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Wimpy, wimpy,
wimpy.

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"Ooh, I'm a little
peanut worm."

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Are you too much of
a wimp to work out?

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Are you a weakling
built like a sponge?

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Well, now, you, too,
can have muscles.

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HUH?

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WITH ANCHOR ARMS!

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THEY SLIP ON LIKE A GLOVE.

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JUST ADD AIR.

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( air hisses )

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HOW BIG DO YOU WANT THEM?

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NORMAL? VEINY?

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AND FOR THE LADIES... HAIRY.

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( whistles )

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I WAS A WIMP
BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS.

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NOW I'M A JERK,
AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME.

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SO ORDER NOW, WIMP!

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WOW... NOW, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

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( meows )

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I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE HIM.

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YEAH, I'VE GOT TO GET
TO A PHONE.

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( slurping )

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SpongeBob:
HI, SQUIDWARD.

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( muffled ):
SPONGEBOB?

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( humming )

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( gasps )

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AHOY, MR. KRABS.

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MOTHER-OF-PEARL!

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( all grunting )

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( all gasp )

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OW.
OW.

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HI, GUYS.

122
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SPONGEBOB, IS THAT YOU?

123
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WHO ARE YOU
EXPECTING?

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TINY TIM?

125
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WAIT, WAIT...

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BIG, AREN'T THEY?

127
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DUDE, YOU'RE RIPPED.

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THANK... YOU.

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I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.

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EXCUSE ME A SECOND.

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YEAH.

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ANYONE FOR THE JUICE BAR?

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I'M TELLING YOU,
HE'S HUGE!

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HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN
SPONGEBOB ANYWHERE?

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YOU MEAN MUSCLEBOB BUFFPANTS?

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HE'S IN THERE.

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UH... WHATEVER.

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THANKS.

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SpongeBob:
I START OFF
WITH 20 RAW EGGS EVERY DAY

140
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BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

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WORKING OUT IS MY LIFE.

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I REMEMBER WHEN
I USED TO LOOK

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LIKE THAT GUY OVER THERE.

144
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WHO, ME?

145
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( others laugh )

146
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I REMEMBER WHEN I USED
TO LOOK LIKE YOU, TOO.

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( all laugh harder )

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BUT THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.

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HERE'S YOUR DRINK, SIR.

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THANK YOU.

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( grunting )

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OOP.

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( grunting )

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( rattling )

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( grunting )

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( slurps )

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YEAH.

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Sandy:
SPONGEBOB?

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WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE MUSCLES?

160
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I'VE CREATED
MY OWN WORKOUT ROUTINE

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THAT'S GIVING ME
AMAZING RESULTS-- OOPS.

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YEAH, I HAVE NEVER FELT BETTER.

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HECK, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

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WHAT?

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YOUR SECRET WORKOUT--
WHAT IS IT?

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( all inquire at once )

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HMM-- WELL, I, UH...

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FIRST I...

169
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TAKE MY HAND AND I DO THIS.

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( makes farting noise )

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ARE YOU KIDDING?

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DO THESE MUSCLES LIE?

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( all repeat imitation farting )

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I'M GLAD TO SEE
YOU'VE FOUND

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AN EXERCISE PROGRAM
THAT WORKS FOR YOU.

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YEAH, YOUR
WORKOUT ROUTINE

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WASN'T QUITE TOUGH
ENOUGH FOR ME.

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CAN'T ARGUE
WITH THOSE RESULTS.

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WHAT YOU NEED TO DO NOW IS
PUT THOSE MUSCLES TO THE TEST.

180
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UH... WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

181
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THE MUSSEL BEACH
ANCHOR TOSS
COMPETITION.

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IT'S TODAY.

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HERE'S YOUR DRINK.

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( air deflating )

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HEY, WITH THOSE ARMS,
YOU'LL DO GREAT.

186
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WELL, I'M NOT SURE.

187
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COME ON, LET'S GO.

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RIGHT NOW?

189
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WAIT, WAIT, SANDY!

190
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I DON'T THINK IT'S SUCH A...

191
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SANDY, WAIT!

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( groaning )

193
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HERE IT IS-- THE SIGN-IN LIST.

194
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OH, NO.

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OKAY.

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SANDY...

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( grunting )

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CHEEKS.

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( groaning )

200
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WAIT, SANDY--
DON'T SIGN JUST YET.

201
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( frenzied struggling )

202
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OKAY...

203
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WAIT!

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SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPANTS.

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( yelling wildly )

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( snaps )

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SpongeBob:
OH, SANDY.

208
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WAIT!

209
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IT'S OKAY, SPONGEBOB.

210
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I ALREADY SIGNED
YOUR NAME IN.

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OH, GREAT.

212
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THANKS, SANDY.

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Announcer ( over p.a. ):
ARE WE ON?

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WELCOME TO THE GOO LAGOON

215
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EIGHTH ANNUAL
ANCHOR TOSS COMPETITION.

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( all grunting )

217
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( knees knocking )

218
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READY, SPONGEBOB?

219
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OH, YEAH, SURE, NO PROBLEM.

220
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( blows frantically )

221
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CAN I GET SOME MUSTARD ON THAT?

222
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OH-- FIRST UP, DOM THE WHALE.

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( all cheering )

224
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200 YARDS!

225
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Announcer:
WOW! LET'S SEE
AN INSTANT REPLAY.

226
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AMAZING!

227
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,979
UP NEXT, LARRY THE LOBSTER.

228
00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:06,980
( yells )

229
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:09,683
( screaming )

230
00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,919
( panting )

231
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210 YARDS!

232
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Announcer:
HERE GOES SANDY CHEEKS.

233
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WHOA...

234
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YEE-AHH!

235
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( fearful squealing )

236
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( thud )

237
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510 YARDS!

238
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Announcer:
WOW! FABULOUS.

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BEAT THAT,
SPONGEBOB.

240
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UP NEXT, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

241
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All ( making farting
noises and chanting ):
SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!

242
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( struggling, grunting )

243
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OUCH.

244
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( audience booing, whistling )

245
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UH... JUST KIDDING.

246
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,136
( laughter and cheering )

247
00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:06,006
THAT SPONGEBOB'S FUNNIER
THAN EARS ON AN ACORN.

248
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,643
OH, THIS IS IT.

249
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:12,045
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO FIND OUT
I'M A FAKE.

250
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I CAN'T GIVE UP.

251
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I'VE GOT TO TRY.

252
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I CAN DO IT!

253
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I'VE GOT ANCHOR ARMS.

254
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I'M NO WIMP.

255
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,021
I'M A JERK!

256
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( blows )

257
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YEAH.

258
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( heavy groaning )

259
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( air hisses )

260
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( crowd boos; air hisses )

261
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,842
( air hisses )

262
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,643
All:
OOH.

263
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,146
( air hisses )

264
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,115
( air hisses )

265
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,451
( boinging )

266
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,386
All ( chanting ):
SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!

267
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,260
( screams )

268
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,362
( explosion )

269
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:08,802
( air whistles as arms deflate )

270
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,773
OOH.

271
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,441
I THINK HE LOST.

272
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,844
All ( chanting ):
SANDY! SANDY! SANDY!

273
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,449
( chuckles weakly )

274
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:35,863
SpongeBob:
96... 97... 98...

275
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,098
99... 100.

276
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,166
I WANT A HUNDRED MORE.

277
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,768
IT HURTS.

278
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,771
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR...

279
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,740
I THINK WE FINALLY
FOUND AN EXERCISE
FOR YOU, SPONGEBOB.

280
00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:48,041
NINE, TEN...

281
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,343
( pop )

282
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,444
CAN YOU GET THAT?

283
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,095
Squidward:
HAVE I TOLD YOU
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE?

284
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:12,232
YOUR TENTACLES, YOUR NOSE,
YOUR EYES...?

285
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,802
A LITTLE LOPSIDED.

286
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,003
THERE.

287
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,270
AH.

288
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:20,073
AND NOW THAT I'VE
BEEN IMMORTALIZED IN WAX

289
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,509
I HAVE CONQUERED
ALL ARTISTIC MEDIA.

290
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:26,146
COME ON, MY PRECIOUS
REFLECTION, SMILE.

291
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,281
( crash )

292
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,884
HIKE, PATRICK, HIKE!

293
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,485
( SpongeBob groaning )

294
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,924
YOU JUST LOST THREE POINTS.

295
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:37,991
ONE...

296
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,092
TWO...

297
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,260
FIVE.

298
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,932
G-7!

299
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,566
G-7?

300
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,935
KING ME, KING ME!

301
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,371
I LOSE!

302
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,273
BUT IT'S NOT TUESDAY, PATRICK.

303
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,474
TARTAR SAUCE!

304
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,843
Squidward:
HEY!

305
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,811
WHAT ARE YOU
INVERTEBRATES DOING?

306
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,948
WE DON'T KNOW.
WE DON'T KNOW.

307
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:04,251
HEY, PATRICK, DO YOU
KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

308
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,819
UH, YEAH, SQUIDWARD.

309
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:06,619
IT'S...

310
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,490
TIME TO FIND
SOME OTHER GAME TO PLAY.

311
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:13,293
( laughing )

312
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:17,064
( humming happily )

313
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,365
( old-time music playing )

314
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,432
AH!

315
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,369
NOW WHAT?

316
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,238
WE COULD TOSS THAT
SHELL BACK AND FORTH.

317
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,040
OKAY!

318
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,876
READY!

319
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,010
GO!

320
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,845
I GOT IT, I GOT IT.

321
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,381
I GOT IT,
I GOT IT, I GOT IT!

322
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,916
( statue thumps on floor )

323
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:36,917
HUH?

324
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,318
( mumbles )

325
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,089
REMEMBER, PATRICK,
FINDERS KEEPERS.

326
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,891
THERE IT IS!

327
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,359
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

328
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,061
BONUS POINTS.

329
00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,296
UH, PATRICK?

330
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,498
I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH SQUIDWARD.

331
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,633
HE LOOKS UNCONSCIOUS.

332
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,968
DON'T WORRY.

333
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,303
I KNOW
HOW TO DO THIS.

334
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,006
( inhaling deeply )

335
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,141
( breath squeaking out )

336
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,444
( inhaling again )

337
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,486
( buzzing like
deflating balloon )

338
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,654
GET OFF HIM,
PATRICK!

339
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,656
WHAT ARE YOU
WORRIED ABOUT?

340
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,059
HE LOOKS BETTER ALREADY.

341
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,160
BUT HE STILL
FEELS COLD.

342
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,195
WELL, LET'S GO
PUT HIM IN THE WARM.

343
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,964
DO YOU THINK
HE'LL BE OKAY?

344
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,166
YOU KNOW, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.

345
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,335
THE PATRICK IS HERE

346
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,571
AND SPONGEBOB,
I KNOW A LOT

347
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:35,375
ABOUT HEAD INJURIES,
BELIEVE...

348
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,944
( snaps fingers )

349
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,011
ME.

350
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,913
HEY, WHAT'S THAT
ON YOUR SHOE?

351
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,014
I DON'T KNOW.

352
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,016
IT KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE...

353
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,151
SQUIDWARD!
SQUIDWARD!

354
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,452
( both yelling )

355
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,320
SpongeBob:
GET HIM OFF ME!

356
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,189
GO AWAY, GO AWAY!

357
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,959
( humming contentedly
as music continues playing )

358
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,500
NO, NO,
THAT PART GOES HERE.

359
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,270
OH, YEAH... YEAH,
TH-THAT'S IT, UH-HUH.

360
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,137
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

361
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,138
WE CAN DO THIS.

362
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,639
IT'S WORKING,
IT'S WORKING.

363
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,640
THIS IS WORKING.

364
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,710
PATRICK, THIS ISN'T WORKING!

365
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,578
LOOK!

366
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,382
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY IT

367
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,650
BUT OUR OLD PAL
SQUIDWARD, HE'S... HE'S...

368
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,219
HE'S PUSHING UP DAISIES.

369
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,121
OH, I THOUGHT
HE WAS DEAD.

370
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:21,955
( door squeaks )

371
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,558
( yells )

372
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,561
( screams )

373
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,397
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

374
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,099
( teeth chattering )

375
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,433
NO!... NO!

376
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,236
WELL, ARE YOU TWO GOING
TO SAY SOMETHING OR...

377
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,637
NO, STAY BACK!

378
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,639
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?

379
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,608
DON'T! DON'T HURT US!

380
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,011
( sobbing ):
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

381
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,279
WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?

382
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,714
( splat )

383
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,749
( screams )

384
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,418
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

385
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,486
WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON YOU, I'LL...

386
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,722
SpongeBob:
PLEASE, MR. SQUIDWARD GHOST.

387
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,390
SPARE US
YOUR GHOSTLY ANGER!

388
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,758
( kissing )

389
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,628
OH, YES,
MR. SQUIDWARD'S GHOST!

390
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,296
PLEASE
DON'T HAUNT US.

391
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,999
WE'LL DO ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

392
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,267
JUST HAVE
MERCY ON US!

393
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,768
( menacingly ):
ENOUGH.

394
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,137
LISTEN UP!

395
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,739
SQUIDWARD'S
GHOST IS FEELING

396
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,275
UNUSUALLY
GENEROUS TODAY.

397
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,709
HE HATH DECIDED

398
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,746
TO SPARE YE
A HORRIBLE FATE.

399
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,748
( hissing )

400
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,316
ALL YE MUST DO

401
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,418
IS TEND
TO MY EVERY WHIM

402
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,688
AND TICKLE
MY FANCY ON DEMAND.

403
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,057
DOES THAT
INCLUDE...

404
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,124
QUIET!

405
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,393
NOW, DO
AS YOU'RE TOLD

406
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:39,566
LEST YE INCUR THE WRATH
OF SQUIDWARD!

407
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,600
I THINK
THEY MAKE

408
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,734
A CREAM
FOR THAT NOW.

409
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,438
( panting and groaning )

410
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,439
HERE?

411
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,607
TOO HOT.

412
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,677
( huffing and puffing )

413
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,678
HERE?

414
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,413
NO, TOO WET.

415
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,414
KEEP GOING.

416
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,748
KEEP GOING.

417
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,185
HERE?

418
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,486
TOO LOOSE, LAUTREC.

419
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,553
( rim shot )

420
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,358
TOO TIRED...

421
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,228
PERFECT.

422
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,298
HMM, I FEEL... NEEDY.

423
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,301
SLAVES, FETCHETH ME
SOME NOURISHMENT.

424
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,237
ONLY THE FRESHEST,
O SPOOKY ONE.

425
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,340
A GRAPE FRESH FROM THE
VINE, YOUR GHOSTLINESS.

426
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,143
MMM, MMM, MMM!

427
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,078
A BANANA PEELED
TO YOUR LIKING

428
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,279
YOUR INCORPORIALNESS.

429
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,415
MMM...

430
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,282
( gulps )

431
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,283
ONE WATERMELON...

432
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,351
D'OH!

433
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,286
FRESH FROM
THE MANURE FIELD

434
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,187
YOUR SPOOKINESS.

435
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,856
ART THOU NOT PLEASED?

436
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,259
( spitting, sputtering )

437
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,228
ENOUGH OF THAT!

438
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,331
I WANT SOMETHING
ELSE TO EAT NOW.

439
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,167
SOMETHING THAT'S
VERY DIFFICULT TO FIND.

440
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,336
WHAT DO YOU
HUNGER FOR, MASTER?

441
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,338
WHATEVER YOU WANT,
WE'LL FIND IT.

442
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,206
WE'LL FIND IT!

443
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,642
CHERRY PIE.

444
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,776
WHERE'D
YOU GET THAT?

445
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,777
I FOUND IT.

446
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,679
WELL, GO
FIND IT AGAIN!

447
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,384
SPONGEBOB,
GET OVER HERE.

448
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,253
NOW SPIN AROUND.

449
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,420
THAT'S BETTER.

450
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,755
NOW JOG IN PLACE.

451
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,292
SAY "FLANK STEAK."

452
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,526
FLANK STEAK.

453
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,229
I THINK I'M BEGINNING
TO LIKE THIS.

454
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,230
STOP.

455
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,398
( feet squeal )

456
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,433
NOW PLAY ME
AN ELABORATE SONG

457
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,801
WITH THIS!

458
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:25,172
BUT... THIS IS JUST
A PIECE OF TISSUE PAPER.

459
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,606
OH, MY!

460
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,576
ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE IT
OUR WAY, DON'T WE?

461
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,810
OH, BOO-HOO.

462
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,382
( tries to play song )

463
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,617
I CAN'T DO IT!

464
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,352
WELL, I HOPE
YOU DON'T HAVE

465
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,620
ANY PLANS TONIGHT

466
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,256
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO LEAVE THAT SPOT

467
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,258
TILL I HEAR A SONG.

468
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,733
( crickets chirping )

469
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,738
( rooster crows )

470
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,174
Squidward:
WHAT'S THIS?

471
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,243
NAPPING ON THE JOB?

472
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,446
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
MAKING MUSIC FOR ME.

473
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,781
AS PUNISHMENT
FOR THIS INSOLENCE

474
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,384
SQUIDWARD'S GHOST
COMMANDETH YOU

475
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,753
TO CLEAN OUT
HIS BACK ROOM.

476
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:14,754
I FOUND IT.

477
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,823
I'LL TAKE THAT.

478
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,425
YES, YOUR GHOSTLINESS.

479
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,426
( slurps )

480
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,460
THIS IS FUN.

481
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,298
PATRICK, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

482
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,333
Patrick:
YES.

483
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,467
OKAY, LET'S GO.

484
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,868
PATRICK, ARE YOU COMING?

485
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:29,836
YES.

486
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,304
PATRICK, IT'S THIS WAY.

487
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,305
WHERE?

488
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,473
HERE.

489
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,507
OH! COMING!

490
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,477
HOW ARE WE
GOING TO CLEAN UP

491
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,511
ALL THIS MESS?

492
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,812
IT'S EASY.

493
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,848
JUST TEAR
THIS WALLPAPER OFF.

494
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,283
( guffaws )

495
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,485
OH, LOOK,
YOU MISSED SOME.

496
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,286
OH, LET'S SEE.

497
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,655
IT'S A COMIC BOOK,
AND LOOK AT THIS--

498
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,258
IT'S THE ORIGIN
OF THE FLYING DUTCHMAN.

499
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,825
IT SAYS WHEN HE DIED

500
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,395
THEY USED HIS BODY
AS A WINDOW DISPLAY.

501
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,430
NOW HE HAUNTS
THE SEVEN SEAS

502
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,499
BECAUSE HE WAS
NEVER PUT TO REST.

503
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,701
WELL, DON'T YOU
GET IT, PATRICK?

504
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,370
WE'RE GOING
TO GO SHOPPING?

505
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,437
NO! WE'RE GOING

506
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,339
TO PUT POOR OLD
SQUIDWARD TO REST.

507
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,377
OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

508
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,478
INITIATION.

509
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,579
( giggles )

510
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,514
THAT WAS PART ONE
OF YOUR CEREMONY.

511
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,882
CEREMONY FOR WHAT?

512
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,385
WE'RE GOING
TO PUT YOU TO REST.

513
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,487
I DON'T WANT
TO BE PUT TO REST!

514
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,489
ALL I WANT ARE
THOSE CHORES DONE.

515
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,324
NOW, DID YOU CLEAN
THE BACK ROOM YET?

516
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,325
YEAH.

517
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,593
OH, REALLY?

518
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,760
I'M GOING TO GO CHECK.

519
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:29,929
( screams )

520
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:30,963
OKAY, GET IN.

521
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:31,964
ARE YOU CRAZY?

522
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,400
I'M NOT GETTING IN.

523
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,635
BUT YOU SAID WE COULD
PUT YOU TO REST.

524
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,337
I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

525
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,572
NOW, GET OUT
OF MY HOUSE!

526
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,573
OKAY.

527
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,775
( door closes )

528
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,877
( sighs )

529
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,379
NOW WHAT?

530
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,282
I WROTE
"HERE LIES SQUIDWARD.

531
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,351
YOU MAY NOT
REMEMBER HIM, BUT..."

532
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,452
( screams )

533
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,620
OH, HI, SQUIDWARD.

534
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,288
DOES THIS LOOK
DEEP ENOUGH?

535
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,357
SPONGEBOB,
CUT THAT OUT!

536
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,958
SpongeBob:
OH, LOOK, THE MOURNERS.

537
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,660
OH, SQUIDWARD, WE ALL CAME

538
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,662
AS SOON AS WE WERE
SURE YOU WERE DEAD.

539
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,665
SPONGEBOB, ARE YOU
TRYING TO PUT ME

540
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,066
IN THE NUTHOUSE?

541
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,701
NO, JUST
INTO THIS HOLE.

542
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,737
( groaning )

543
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,904
( sighs )

544
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,007
SPONGEBOB, I HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

545
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,008
( squeals )

546
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,577
YOU'RE BALD?

547
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,078
NO, I'M NOT BALD!

548
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,880
I'M ALIVE!

549
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,615
NOW, GET RID
OF THAT TOMBSTONE

550
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,884
AND TELL ALL YOUR
FRIENDS TO GO HOME.

551
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,353
GO HOME.

552
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,588
( all grumbling )

553
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:30,890
BUT I...

554
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:31,891
MASTER...

555
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,560
I'M NOT YOUR MASTER.

556
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,462
I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR.

557
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,796
NOW, DO ME A FAVOR

558
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:38,998
AND STOP DOING ME FAVORS!

559
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,735
AS YOU WISH, MASTER.

560
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,571
D'OH!

561
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,939
BOY, HE REALLY
HAD US FOOLED.

562
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,376
NO, PATRICK,
HE'S THE FOOL.

563
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,077
HE'S A GHOST IN DENIAL.

564
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,480
HE NEEDS US NOW MORE THAN EVER.

565
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,447
YOU'RE RIGHT.

566
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,650
HE REALLY NEEDS TO GET
UP TO THE GREAT BEYOND.

567
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,718
PATRICK,
SAY THAT AGAIN.

568
00:21:58,751 --> 00:21:59,719
THAT AGAIN.

569
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:00,787
NO, THE OTHER THING.

570
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,888
NO, THE OTHER THING.

571
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,590
NO, WHAT YOU SAID
BEFORE WHEN...

572
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,558
NO, WHAT YOU SAID
BEFORE WHEN...

573
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:06,693
NEVER MIND!

574
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:07,860
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

575
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:10,463
NEVER MIND,
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

576
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,433
( somebody exhaling )

577
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,502
SpongeBob
( whispering ):
I CAN'T REACH HIM.

578
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:16,469
Patrick:
BLOW HARDER.

579
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:20,840
( SpongeBob
exhaling again )

580
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,410
Patrick:
THERE HE GOES!

581
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,411
( sniffles )

582
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,812
ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL?

583
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,914
HOW HIGH'S
HE GOING TO GO?

584
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:31,651
ALL THE WAY, PATRICK,
UP TO THE GREAT BEYOND.

585
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:32,652
( sniffles )

586
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,654
GOOD-BYE, FRIEND.

587
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,556
HAPPY TRAILS!

588
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:40,527
( yelling angrily )

589
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,696
YOU'RE WELCOME!
YOU'RE WELCOME!

590
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,167
HE'S ON
THE OTHER SIDE NOW.

591
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,602
YEAH.

592
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:52,071
HE'S IN
A BETTER PLACE.

593
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,041
( sighing )

594
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,748
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595
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,150
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596
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:35,815
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